Xbox, you sher got a perdy mouth

My BFF Jill Rob's Xbox got red ringed the other day. It has happened to me, I know how it feels. Something along the lines of Gary Busey doing something unfavorable to you with a baseball bat covered in glass shards and poo. Because of this I made him a little something showing how his Xbox feels/why bad things happen to good Xboxes.

Cold is rollin' in

The weather has been getting unseasonably chilly and it makes me happy, happy, happy.