I bet he smells bad on the outside too

I hope everyone is having a nice holiday season, I know I'm tuckered out from them. One more to go, just one more day.

Here's a cowboy doing some deadly cowboy things. Man that is a tough job. Much more difficult than my coffee juggling and blue-hair wranglin'.



But for now, I'll just be camping out here, blogging and doodling from the warmth of my taun-taun. That makes me kind of like a cowboy badass, right?

I'm on Gizmodo!

Holy bleeping crap, you dudes and dudettes. I'm sitting around, sipping some coffee and considering watching some Star Trek the animated series and what do I get? My friend links me to Gizmodo (who I normally check every morning cough 3pm cough) and what is on there?!

My Red Ring of Death Monster on motherfucking Gizmodo.

FFFFFFFFF.

Also I just threw a lot of stuff on my Etsy this weekend, check it out. Link to the right of all these words.

RRoD T-shirt

Soooooo, right.

HOLY CRAP MY SHIRT IS GOING UP FOR SALE ON SUNDAY, YOU SHOULD BUY IT.

ahem.

It's only being sold for 24 hours, so your window is limited. Be sure to whore it out to all your friends who play video games.

Get one at teefury.com!

T-shirt news!

I had a self-realization moment the other day. It included me playing rock band by myself at about 4am with a night mouth guard. Man, I nearly died when I figured out how much of a nerd I am. Not to toot my own horn, but deng, my geekery is pretty much all over the map. I mean, for the love of god, my first shirt getting printed is an xbox joke.

So I drew it.

And as a follow up on Mao's semi-insulting but 100% true drawing of her in the future, here is me:

To be honest, I really don't like to draw myself, but I couldn't pass up on making it.

Old Mao

The best way to compliment your friends is to draw them as they will be in 60 years in a pretty insulting way. This is Mao.

Obviously I Was Really Bored At Work.

I think I might be a few years late on the whole whales being cool thing, but damned if I'm not ahead on them being the coolest transportation of the future.